{"product_id":"beige-flag-sticker-waving-loudly-in-neutral","title":"Beige Flag Sticker – Waving Loudly in Neutral","description":"You’ve heard of a red flag. You’ve heard of a green flag.\u003cbr\u003e\nBut this? This is a full-on beige flag.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis playful bubble sticker takes the ultimate “meh” energy and makes it gloriously literal—a perfectly beige flag, proudly waving in all its neutral glory. It’s the universal symbol for mildly concerning habits, aggressively average vibes, and that one friend whose biggest flaw is… being kind of boring.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft, aesthetic, and just dramatic enough to be funny, this sticker is perfect for laptops, water bottles, planners, or anywhere you need to declare: “This is not a red flag… but it’s definitely beige.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhy it’s iconic:\u003cbr\u003e\nMinimalist neutral design with maximum sarcasm\u003cbr\u003e\nGlossy bubble finish for extra pop (in the most muted way possible)\u003cbr\u003e\nA conversation starter for chronically online queens\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nRaise it high. Wave it proudly. Celebrate the wonderfully underwhelming. 🏳️‍🌾✨\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThese stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n•  High opacity film that’s impossible to see through\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Fast and easy bubble-free application\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Durable vinyl\u003cbr\u003e\n•  95µ density\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDon't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.","brand":"Perpetual Poppycock","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47514066714789,"sku":"7366453_10163","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/3976\/8741\/files\/kiss-cut-stickers-white-3x3-lifestyle-1-6998cc6e5685d.jpg?v=1771621495","url":"https:\/\/perpetual-poppycock.myshopify.com\/products\/beige-flag-sticker-waving-loudly-in-neutral","provider":"Perpetual Poppycock","version":"1.0","type":"link"}