This shirt says what everyone already knows—you’re the boss of the backyard flock. Featuring a swaggered-out rooster rocking sunglasses with the bold words “Hen Pimp,” this tee is made for guys who split wood, collect eggs, and don’t need permission to be cool.
Built for early mornings, dirty boots, and cold beers after chores, it’s a nod to small farming life with just the right amount of attitude. Whether you’re tossing scratch, fixing fence, or explaining (again) why roosters matter, this shirt does the talking for you.
Why you’ll wear it on repeat:
- Tough, comfortable fit that works in the coop or at the feed store
- Humor that only real backyard chicken guys truly get
- Equal parts grit, confidence, and farm swagger
If you run a flock, wear it like you mean it. 🐓😎
A soft and durable everyday tee that pairs easily with anything. Its fine jersey fabric feels smooth and comfortable, while the tailored fit keeps it looking fresh wash after wash. A must-have for casual looks and layering.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash color is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd² (153 g/m²)
• Tear-away care label for comfort
• Blank product sourced from India
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
